me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

smoking-daisies:

life is like a box of chocolates

in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you

quiescentking:

I wish life was a tangible object so I could piss on it every time I got drunk and angry

After making myself a large fry-up and lighting the fire, I decide to take neither option and go for ‘Built to Destroy’. I do a bit of air-guitar work and make a mental list of the women I’d like to reduce to a state of slavery and bondage.

-Detective Sergeant Bruce Robertson

Filth